This magazine bag is a new addition to the best selling Edward Monkton range and features 'when I am Grown-up'.  It reads (on both sides):

When I am grown-up I will understand how beautiful it feels to administrate my life effectively.

Until then I will continue to torch all correspondence that bores me and to dance naked over the remnants of its still glowing embers.

The bag measures 36 x 30cm, is fully lined and closes with a popper.  It is made from a vinyl like wipe clean material