The Mutt's Nuts

Grow Your Own Girlfriend



Grow Your Own Girlfriend

£1.95

Grow Your Own Girlfriend

This Grow Your Own Girlfriend is from the best selling Grow Your Own Range. 

When it is placed in water it will begin to grow within two hours and in 72 hours will have grown 600% its size.  When removed from the water it will shrink back to its original size.  The packet measure 10 x 15cm.

The top 10 reasons you must have her:

10. No PMS

9. No nagging

8. No more.. 'Do I look Fat?'

7. Passing wind is encouraged

6. She won't run up your credit card bills.

5.  She doesn't care how much money you make

4. You don't have to remember birthdays or anniversaries

3. She lets you have sole custody of the remote

2. Enjoy Sunday football, all day.

The #1 reason is she never has a headache!

(Colour may vary)

Quantity:  at  £1.95  each 


 

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